Our No Tracking Guarantee

Q: How can you possibly guarantee that no one will ever track me to a website I reach through Jeezelaweeze.com?
A: This is a complex question, so there are several answers:
  • None of our staff drive expensive German or Italian cars, so we don't have to sell the names and addresses of dissidents to oppressive governments to make our car payments.
  • Do you see any freaking advertising on this site?
  • If you haven't noticed, dummy, the site doesn't really give you any links to anything --- except The Flyover War
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